How to grow Total Paralysis
Seb's take
Moby Dick crossed with Budzilla, two names that promise trouble and a strain that earns hers honestly: a mighty, dreamlike mental high paired with the sitting-down sort of couch-lock. Chosen parents for their genetics and THC alone, she does exactly what the label warns.
Where it comes from
Heavyweight Seeds crossed Moby Dick with Budzilla, two names that promise trouble before you have read a word further, and the record is candid that both were chosen for their genetics and massive THC alone. The offspring earns her ominous name honestly, the whale and the monster combining into a plant of real heft. She leans 70 percent sativa on paper, an unusual note given the body-heavy reputation, but the parents' potency is plainly the point of the pairing.
Nose & flavour
The record names no specific notes, and I will not conceive of any it withholds. Its attention is fixed squarely on potency rather than palate, so the nose is a matter to meet in person rather than one I will pretend to itemise. Take her heritage of two heavy hitters as the promise, and judge the aroma for yourself when the jar opens.
The high
A mighty, dreamlike mental high paired with a couch-lock body stone, which is exactly how she came by the name. This is the sitting-down sort, and emphatically so: the mind drifts while the body declines all further invitations. You will not be needed elsewhere this evening, and she does precisely what the label warns, without apology or half-measure.
Growing it
Set at 21 percent THC, she flowers in a stated 63 days, ranges from 90 to 180cm, and returns 500 to 550 g/m². That is a wide height band, so give her room to reach the upper end and supports for when she does. No difficulty is flagged in the record, so treat her as a solid, generous producer whose real drama is reserved for the effect rather than the cultivation. Plan for the taller reading and she rewards the headroom.
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Common questions about Total Paralysis
How long does Total Paralysis take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Total Paralysis an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How tall does Total Paralysis grow?
Around 180 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is Total Paralysis?
The breeder lists THC around 21%. Firmly in the strong band.