How to grow Purple Paralysis
Seb's take
Lavender and Power Plant produce enormous yields of deep amethyst-blue buds, known locally as 'Jellyfish bud' for the colouring and the numbing effect both. Spicy and hashy on the nose with a sweet lavender note, the high is bright and energetic despite a name that promises paralysis. Something of a contradiction, honestly delivered.
Growing Purple Paralysis: what to expect
Feminized photoperiod stock. You control when she flowers, which is a responsibility as much as a convenience; the light schedule guide keeps you on the right side of it.
She takes a conventional 10 weeks to flower. Conventional is underrated; so is knowing what week you're in.
Expect 450 g/m² — a working grower's yield, reliable rather than theatrical. The harvest guide will see it in safely.
Listed at 22% THC — potent, verifiably. The figure comes from the breeder's testing, not from our enthusiasm.
Sweetness leads on the nose, and she doesn't whisper it.
The dominant note in the reviews is uplifting; daytime company, by most accounts.
Learn to grow her properly:
Common questions about Purple Paralysis
How long does Purple Paralysis take to flower?
Around 10 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Purple Paralysis an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How strong is Purple Paralysis?
The breeder lists THC around 22%. Firmly in the strong band.
What does Purple Paralysis smell and taste like?
The nose runs sweet — dessert-adjacent, without apology.