How to grow Serious Happiness
Seb's take
Warlock and AK-47 combine in Serious Happiness, and the name is, by the breeder's own account, simply reportage — sweet, fruity, faintly spicy, with a sugary aftertaste. The high is a long, happy buzz pairing body-stoned comfort with a genuine head-high. Easy to manicure, easier still to enjoy.
Growing Serious Happiness: what to expect
Feminized, so you'll not be sexing plants or evicting males. Photoperiod, so veg lasts exactly as long as you decide — see the vegetative stage on how long that ought to be.
Expect around 9 weeks in flower — textbook timing. Textbooks, for once, being useful: here's ours.
She produces respectably: 400 – 600 g/m² or thereabouts when treated well. Consistency is her selling point — feed her properly and she keeps her end of the bargain.
The nose runs sweet — dessert-adjacent, without apology.
Effects report as chiefly uplifting — she raises the tone of a room rather than lowering the lights.
Learn to grow her properly:
Serious Happiness from other breeders
The same name, several hands. Every breeder’s version below is its own cut — different figures, different temperament, same family. The particulars above describe the lead listing.
- Serious Seeds regular Seeds at Herbies →
The traditional regular-seed article.
Common questions about Serious Happiness
How long does Serious Happiness take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Serious Happiness an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
What does Serious Happiness smell and taste like?
Sweetness leads on the nose, and she doesn't whisper it.