How to grow Critical
Taste
Seb's take
Afghani crossed with Skunk for the rare cannabis trifecta: strong yield, quick flowering, and genuine ease of growth. Sweet and pungent on the nose, earthy beneath; the high is calming and euphoric, relaxed without tipping into oblivion. Seven weeks to flower, and over 600g/m² for the patience.
Where it comes from
Royal Queen Seeds built this one on the oldest reliable pairing in the book — Afghani crossed with Skunk — and chased the rare cannabis trifecta: strong yield, quick flowering and genuine ease of growth. It is a combination that seldom lines up, and here it does. A 60% indica that practically runs itself, and the sort of plant a first-timer can lean on without a nervous night.
Nose & flavour
Sweet up front, with a pungent Skunk edge behind it and a bed of earth underneath — the classic old-school profile the parentage promises. Nothing exotic, nothing fussy, just a full and honest nose of the sort that built the Skunk name in the first place.
The high
Calming and euphoric, relaxed without tipping into oblivion — a measured, even sort of high that settles you without switching off the lights. She keeps enough clarity to remain good company, and enough weight to make the armchair look inviting by the end of it.
Growing it
Seven weeks to flower — 49 to 63 days — and she rewards the sea-of-green style with over 600 g/m², packing plants close for a resin-coated canopy. Height runs 80 to 140cm. She practically grows herself, which makes her ideal for a beginner: plant her, and you can largely stand back. The trifecta is no marketing line here — she delivers on all three counts, which is more than most manage on one.
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Critical from other breeders
The same name, several hands. Every breeder’s version below is its own cut — different figures, different temperament, same family. The particulars above describe the lead listing.
- Advanced Seeds feminized Seeds at Herbies →
Stays nearer the ground (~90 cm).
- Dinafem Seeds feminized Seeds at Herbies →
Finishes ahead of schedule (~48 days, not ~56), grows with more ambition (~250 cm).
- Kera Seeds feminized Seeds at Herbies →
In more of a hurry (~49 days against the ~56 above), keeps a lower profile (~50 cm).
- Victory Seeds feminized Seeds at Herbies →
- Seedmakers feminized Seeds at Herbies →
- Big Head Seeds feminized Seeds at Herbies →
Tests stronger on paper (25% THC).
Common questions about Critical
How long does Critical take to flower?
Around 8 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Critical an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How tall does Critical grow?
Around 140 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is Critical?
The breeder lists THC around 18%. Firmly in the strong band.