How to grow Critical Hog
THC 15% 
Flowering 56 days 
Yield 350 – 550 g/m² 
Height 120-140cm Taste
Seb's take
Critical Bilbo — a decorated Spanish competitor — crossed with Hog's Breath, a High Times Cup winner in its own right; the apple hasn't fallen far. Earthy and woody on the nose, with pungent, citrus-flowery notes; the high is relaxed and happy, euphoric before it turns properly sleepy. An eight-week flowerer, and forgiving of enthusiasm.
Where it comes from
T.H. Seeds bred this from two decorated parents — Critical Bilbo, a winner of numerous Spanish competitions, and Hog's Breath, a High Times Indica Cup winner in its own right. The apple, as the record dryly notes, does not fall far from the tree. An indica-dominant photoperiod plant carrying awards on both sides of the family, and living up to the pedigree without much prompting.
Nose & flavour
Earthy and woody on the nose, with pungent, flowery notes and a citrus edge running through. A full, grounded profile — more forest floor than fruit stall — with just enough brightness up top to lift it. A classic, unhurried aroma that suits the indica weight behind it.
The high
Relaxed and happy, euphoric at the top before it turns properly sleepy at the bottom — a gentle arc from cheerful to restful. She lifts you first and settles you after, which makes for good company across a long evening. Uplifting to start, and the sitting-down sort by the finish.
Growing it
An eight-week flowerer, finishing in around 56 days, reaching 120 to 140cm and delivering over 550 g/m² — the record puts her top yield in a 350 to 550 g/m² band. Ideal for the beginner: a hardy plant that yields thick, dense colas without fail. A sea of green boosts the harvest and evens the canopy nicely. Decorated parentage, forgiving temperament, and a reliable return — a rare and welcome combination.
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Common questions about Critical Hog
How long does Critical Hog take to flower?
Around 8 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Critical Hog an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How tall does Critical Hog grow?
Around 140 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is Critical Hog?
The breeder lists THC around 15%. The gentler end of the scale.
