How to grow Unicorn Poop
THC 23.4% 
Yield 450 g/m² Taste
Seb's take
GMO Cookies crossed with Sophisticated Lady produces a nose that runs citrus, floral, earthy and faintly of coffee and fuel — a complicated business for a strain named after something so simple. The high is deeply sedative and narcotic: relaxed, sleepy, tingly, built for unwinding rather than doing anything else.
Where it comes from
Grow Barato raised Unicorn Poop from a cross of GMO Cookies and Sophisticated Lady, a potent line whose THC, the record notes, often reaches impressive heights. The GMO parent is famous for its pungent, savoury character and the Sophisticated Lady for a certain refinement, which makes for a plant rather more complicated than its whimsical name lets on. A serious cross behind a frivolous label, then, the parentage promising far more depth than the moniker would ever suggest.
Nose & flavour
A complex blend, the record says, of citrus, floral, earthy and sweet notes, with hints of fruit and coffee undertones and a distinctive fuel-like nuance beneath. That is a great deal going on for a strain named after something so simple, the GMO heritage supplying the fuel and coffee weight, the sweeter notes lifting it. A layered, savoury-sweet nose with real range, and rather more sophistication than the label admits to.
The high
Deeply sedative, the record calls it, relaxed, sleepy and tingly, built for unwinding rather than doing anything further. This is emphatically the sitting-down sort: you will not be needed elsewhere this evening. The body settles, the mind slows, and the effect carries you gently toward the armchair rather than away from it. Reserve it for the close of the day, not the start.
Growing it
The record is sparing on cultivation figures, giving a 23.4 percent THC reading and a 450 g/m² yield, but no flowering time or height, so I will describe temperament instead. Take her as a potent, generous producer, the substantial THC and solid return being what the paperwork will vouch for. Treat the missing figures as an invitation to watch the plant rather than the calendar, and judge her ripeness by the flower rather than a stated day count.
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Common questions about Unicorn Poop
Is Unicorn Poop an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How strong is Unicorn Poop?
The breeder lists THC around 23.4%. Firmly in the strong band.
