How to grow North Thunderfuck
Seb's take
Bred from Matanuska Thunderfuck stock and shrouded in the sort of mystery that suits a name like that. Pine, earth and citrus on the nose, with dark green buds that turn faintly blue under cold conditions she rather enjoys; the high is relaxed, happy, euphoric — its bark, it turns out, is not worse than its bite.
Growing North Thunderfuck: what to expect
Feminized, so you'll not be sexing plants or evicting males. Photoperiod, so veg lasts exactly as long as you decide — see the vegetative stage on how long that ought to be.
Expect around 9 weeks in flower — textbook timing. Textbooks, for once, being useful: here's ours.
She finishes around 120 cm: the sensible middle of the range. Most tents take her without argument — check yours against the light planner all the same.
She produces respectably: 450 – 500 g/m² or thereabouts when treated well. Consistency is her selling point — feed her properly and she keeps her end of the bargain.
THC tests around 22%, which is strong by any sensible chart. Respect it accordingly.
She smells of earth and heritage; nothing invented, nothing added.
Grower reports give her a relaxed lean: unhurried company for an unhurried evening.
Learn to grow her properly:
Common questions about North Thunderfuck
How long does North Thunderfuck take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is North Thunderfuck an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How tall does North Thunderfuck grow?
Around 120 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is North Thunderfuck?
The breeder lists THC around 22%. Firmly in the strong band.