How to grow LA Woman
Seb's take
A Martian Mean Green and LA Confidential cross that stays under 150cm and shrugs off pests, mould and cold snaps alike — forgiving of enthusiasm, and no trouble for beginners. Pungent, piney, and diesel-sweet on the nose, the high runs relaxed, happy, and creative, with the dry mouth to prove it.
Growing LA Woman: what to expect
Feminized photoperiod seed: every plant a female, and flowering starts when you change the lights — which puts the calendar in your hands. The photoperiod lesson covers using that control well.
Flowering runs the standard 9 weeks — no surprises, which in this business is a compliment. The flowering stage guide covers what each of those weeks should look like.
A solid, dependable yield — 450 – 600 g/m² under decent conditions. Nothing that requires bragging; everything that justifies the effort. The yield lesson covers getting to "decent conditions".
THC tests under 18% by the breeder's numbers — measured rather than fierce. Some growers are after exactly that; the rest may keep scrolling with our blessing.
Earthy on the nose — the old-school profile, done properly.
Reported effects lean relaxed — the sitting-down sort.
Learn to grow her properly:
LA Woman from other breeders
The same name, several hands. Every breeder’s version below is its own cut — different figures, different temperament, same family. The particulars above describe the lead listing.
- DNA Genetics regular Seeds at Herbies →
The traditional regular-seed article.
Common questions about LA Woman
How long does LA Woman take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is LA Woman an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How strong is LA Woman?
The breeder lists THC around 1%. The gentler end of the scale.
What does LA Woman smell and taste like?
She smells of earth and heritage; nothing invented, nothing added.