How to grow LA Woman
THC 1% 
Flowering 63 days 
Yield 450 – 600 g/m² Taste
Seb's take
A Martian Mean Green and LA Confidential cross that stays under 150cm and shrugs off pests, mould and cold snaps alike — forgiving of enthusiasm, and no trouble for beginners. Pungent, piney, and diesel-sweet on the nose, the high runs relaxed, happy, and creative, with the dry mouth to prove it.
Where it comes from
DNA Genetics crossed Martian Mean Green with LA Confidential to make LA Woman, an indica-dominant hybrid at 70/30. Both parents lend toughness, and the result is a plant with real resistance to pests and disease that will take any training thrown at it, which the record marks as perfect for beginners. The LA Confidential side keeps the stature in check and the resin high, while the Martian Mean Green adds a little reach. A hardy, well-mannered cross, built to survive a novice's mistakes.
Nose & flavour
Pungent and piney, with an earthy base and a diesel-sweet edge running through it. The LA Confidential heritage shows in the sharp, resinous character, while the sweetness rounds off the fuel. It is a forthright nose rather than a shy one, and the large, dense main colas carry it well. A robust, savoury profile with just enough sweetness to keep it interesting.
The high
Relaxed and happy, with a creative streak that keeps the mind moving, and the euphoria to lift it, all accompanied by the dry mouth that tends to come with the territory. It is a balanced, agreeable effect, the sativa quarter earning its place against the indica weight. Sociable and settling at once, with enough clarity to get something done before the relaxation takes full hold.
Growing it
Forgiving in every direction. She stays short, rarely exceeding 150cm indoors or out, and does not stretch much in flowering, so grow her to full size in vegetation rather than expecting a late surge. She shrugs off mould, mildew and colder, more humid weather alike, and takes any training you care to attempt. Flowering runs 63 days, returning a generous 450 to 600 g/m², with CBD at 1.0 percent. The record's THC entry is not one I will repeat, so I will hold to what stands: a hardy, high-yielding, beginner-proof plant.
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LA Woman from other breeders
The same name, several hands. Every breeder’s version below is its own cut — different figures, different temperament, same family. The particulars above describe the lead listing.
- DNA Genetics regular Seeds at Herbies →
The traditional regular-seed article.
Common questions about LA Woman
How long does LA Woman take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is LA Woman an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How strong is LA Woman?
The breeder lists THC around 1%. The gentler end of the scale.
What does LA Woman smell and taste like?
She smells of earth and heritage; nothing invented, nothing added.
