How to grow Critical Gorilla

90% indica - 10% sativa
sweetcouchlockrelaxedsocial
Critical Gorilla bud — quarter view
THC 22%
Flowering 50 - 55 days
Yield 550 g/m²
Height 80-100cm

Taste

Sweet

Seb's take

Seb Silverback

Gorilla Glue #4 crossed with Critical for a short, stocky plant that finishes in seven to eight weeks and packs a couch-lock punch to match its parentage. Sweet and juicy by all accounts; the high is intensely relaxing, contented rather than sociable — the sitting-down sort. Best kept for private occasions.

Where it comes from

Expert Seeds crossed Gorilla Glue #4 — the Original Glue — with Critical for a short, stocky plant that finishes quickly and hits with the weight its parentage promises. The Glue side lends the resin and the punch, the Critical side the speed and the reliable yield. A 90% indica built to deliver a great deal in a small frame and a short window.

Nose & flavour

Sweet and juicy on the nose, by all accounts — fat, resinous nuggets with a rich, confectioner's character rather than a fuel one. The record keeps the detail brief, but the sweetness is the note it returns to. A moreish, dessert-leaning aroma that belies the weight of what follows.

The high

Intense and potent, a couch-lock punch with a deep sense of contentedness beneath it — this is the sitting-down sort. Best kept for a private, intimate occasion or the quiet end of an evening, since she leaves little inclination to be anywhere else. You will not be needed elsewhere once she has settled in.

Growing it

She finishes in the shortest possible time — 50 to 55 days, seven to eight weeks — on a short, stocky, medium frame of 80 to 100cm, and returns a solid 550 g/m² of fat, sweet bud. A quick, compact, generous plant that packs a proper punch for her size. Easy on space and easy on the calendar, which is a rare pairing worth having. Little fuss, and a heavy reward for it.

Learn to grow her properly:

Effects

Couch-lock
Relaxed
Social

Common questions about Critical Gorilla

How long does Critical Gorilla take to flower?

Around 8 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers. Quick, as these things go.

Is Critical Gorilla an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?

A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.

How tall does Critical Gorilla grow?

Around 100 cm. Standard tent territory.

How strong is Critical Gorilla?

The breeder lists THC around 22%. Firmly in the strong band.