How to grow Monster Girl Scout Cookies

80% indica - 20% sativa
sweetspicyearthysleepyrelaxedmunchies
Monster Girl Scout Cookies bud — quarter view
THC 24%
Flowering 63 days
Yield 500 g/m²
Height 90-120cm

Taste

Sweet
Spicy
Earthy

Seb's take

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OG Kush and Durban combine for a predominantly indica cross that trades on comfort rather than fireworks. Sweet, spiced earth on the nose; the high settles into full-body relaxation — sleepy, hungry and thoroughly at ease, with the head kept surprisingly clear throughout. A warm blanket of a strain.

Where it comes from

Monster Genetics built this on OG Kush and Durban, the two parents handing down their best qualities to a predominantly indica cross, eighty per cent to the indica side. OG Kush's flavour has fused into Durban's relaxing character, by the record's account, to make a fragrant, comfortable bud. A feminized hybrid that trades on comfort rather than fireworks, the pairing chosen for ease over intensity. Two well-known names, quietly combined.

Nose & flavour

Sweet, spiced earth, a warming nose that grounds the sweetness in something more substantial. The spice and earth carry the Kush heritage, the sweetness lifting it just enough. It is a comfortable, fragrant profile rather than a loud one, in keeping with the plant's whole disposition. Warm and inviting, the sort of nose you settle into.

The high

The major thread through the long-lasting effect is complete full-body relaxation, a warm blanket of comfort settling in soon after, raising the appetite and a comfy laziness along with it. The head, though, stays surprisingly clear throughout, so the sleepiness and hunger arrive without fog. Sleepy, relaxed and hungry, it is company for a slow evening. The sitting-down sort, but with the lights still on upstairs.

Growing it

She reaches 90 to 120cm, a manageable medium, and finishes in 63 days. Yields land at 500 g/m², solid, with THC noted at 24%. The record frames her as steady and generous rather than demanding, a comfortable grow to match the comfortable effect. A tidy, dependable plant that returns a decent harvest without special measures. Standard care sees her through to the warm-blanket flower the record is so fond of describing.

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Effects

Sleepy
Relaxed
Munchies

Common questions about Monster Girl Scout Cookies

How long does Monster Girl Scout Cookies take to flower?

Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.

Is Monster Girl Scout Cookies an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?

A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.

How tall does Monster Girl Scout Cookies grow?

Around 120 cm. Standard tent territory.

How strong is Monster Girl Scout Cookies?

The breeder lists THC around 24%. Firmly in the strong band.