How to grow Grease Monkey
Seb's take
Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream combine in Grease Monkey, a strain built for soothing relaxation and pain relief. Diesel, nutty, skunky, sweet and vanilla on the nose; the high runs tingly and euphoric into relaxed, sleepy and properly hungry at 17-20% THC — soothing in every direction.
Growing Grease Monkey: what to expect
Feminized, so you'll not be sexing plants or evicting males. Photoperiod, so veg lasts exactly as long as you decide — see the vegetative stage on how long that ought to be.
Expect around 9 weeks in flower — textbook timing. Textbooks, for once, being useful: here's ours.
She finishes around 150 cm: the sensible middle of the range. Most tents take her without argument — check yours against the light planner all the same.
She produces respectably: 458 g/m² or thereabouts when treated well. Consistency is her selling point — feed her properly and she keeps her end of the bargain.
THC tests around 20%, which is strong by any sensible chart. Respect it accordingly.
Sweetness leads on the nose, and she doesn't whisper it.
The dominant note in the reviews is uplifting; daytime company, by most accounts.
Learn to grow her properly:
Common questions about Grease Monkey
How long does Grease Monkey take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Grease Monkey an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How tall does Grease Monkey grow?
Around 150 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is Grease Monkey?
The breeder lists THC around 20%. Firmly in the strong band.