How to grow Grease Monkey
Taste
Seb's take
Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream combine in Grease Monkey, a strain built for soothing relaxation and pain relief. Diesel, nutty, skunky, sweet and vanilla on the nose; the high runs tingly and euphoric into relaxed, sleepy and properly hungry at 17-20% THC — soothing in every direction.
Where it comes from
Herbies Seeds crossed Gorilla Glue #4 with Cookies & Cream for Grease Monkey — fuel meeting dessert once again. The Glue supplies the diesel and the heavy resin; Cookies & Cream the sweet, nutty, vanilla character that softens it. The result marries the best of both, in the record's phrasing: a rich, layered profile with the Glue's stickiness underneath. A modern hybrid that earns its grease honestly.
Nose & flavour
Diesel and skunk lead, pungent and unmistakably Glue-descended, but there is sweetness woven through — nutty, with a distinct vanilla note from the Cookies & Cream side. An indulgent, complex nose that balances fuel against dessert rather cleverly. It does not travel discreetly.
The high
Tingly and euphoric to begin, an easy, good-humoured lift, before it turns relaxed, sleepy and reliably hungry — the munchies arriving on cue. At 17 to 20% THC it is the gentler end of the Glue family, more comfortable than commanding. An evening high that ends, as so many do here, in the armchair.
Growing it
Feminised, medium at roughly 100 to 150cm, flowering 55 to 65 days. Yields land around 458 g/m² — rewarding, in the record's estimation, without being enormous. CBD sits at 1%. A standard-paced grow that carries the Glue-line resin, so keep your scissors clean and expect the buds to fight you a little at trim. No unusual demands otherwise.
Learn to grow her properly:
Effects
Common questions about Grease Monkey
How long does Grease Monkey take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Grease Monkey an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How tall does Grease Monkey grow?
Around 150 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is Grease Monkey?
The breeder lists THC around 20%. Firmly in the strong band.