How to grow Fat Bastard
Seb's take
Old-school skunk under a fruity top note, from a lineage that includes Goldmember and Monkey Spunk — names Bond villains would envy. At 30-38% THC this is a sipping strain, not a session one: euphoric lift first, relaxed finish after. An autoflower with even Indica-Sativa balance and little patience required from the grower.
Growing Fat Bastard: what to expect
Auto-flowering, so the light-schedule homework is largely done for you. Less control, fewer mistakes on offer — a fair trade for a first grow. Details in autos versus photoperiods.
Expect around 9 weeks in flower — textbook timing. Textbooks, for once, being useful: here's ours.
She finishes around 150 cm: the sensible middle of the range. Most tents take her without argument — check yours against the light planner all the same.
She produces respectably: 397 – 610 g/m² or thereabouts when treated well. Consistency is her selling point — feed her properly and she keeps her end of the bargain.
The listed THC is 38%, which wants no exaggeration from anyone. Among the strongest figures in the catalogue.
Fuel on the nose — she does not travel discreetly.
Reported effects lean relaxed — the sitting-down sort.
Learn to grow her properly:
Fat Bastard from other breeders
The same name, several hands. Every breeder’s version below is its own cut — different figures, different temperament, same family. The particulars above describe the lead listing.
- World Wide Cultivars feminized Seeds at Herbies →
The feminized photoperiod take.
Common questions about Fat Bastard
How long does Fat Bastard take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Fat Bastard an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
An autoflower — she flowers on age rather than light hours, which simplifies the schedule considerably.
How tall does Fat Bastard grow?
Around 150 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is Fat Bastard?
The breeder lists THC around 38%. Among the strongest figures in the catalogue.