How to grow Critical Cheese Autoflowering
Taste
Seb's take
The autoflowering half of the same cross — Critical + Auto and Cheese Auto — for growers wanting the Cheese funk without the wait. Sweet and cheesy on the nose, earthy with citrus and diesel beneath; the high is energetic and creative, euphoric and focused rather than sedating. An indispensable one, by Dinafem's own reckoning.
Where it comes from
Dinafem ran the same union as an autoflower — Critical + Auto crossed with Cheese Auto — for growers wanting the Cheese funk without the photoperiod wait. A high-impact, indica-leaning plant that Dinafem themselves reckon indispensable to a garden. The character of the parents survives the reworking intact, self-timing habit and all.
Nose & flavour
Sweet up front, with the unmistakable Cheese funk right behind it, and earthy citrus and diesel notes running beneath. The same loud, layered profile as her photoperiod sister — a nose that announces itself plainly and lingers once it has. Not one for the discreet grower.
The high
Energetic and creative, euphoric and focused rather than sedating — a bright, working high despite the soothing reputation the marketing leans on. She keeps you upright and clear rather than sunk into the sofa. Cheerful, capable company for the daytime.
Growing it
She flowers across 65 to 75 days and reaches a medium 50 to 120cm. The yield is a more modest 40 to 160 g/m² than her photoperiod sister, which is the usual autoflower trade for the convenience. Straightforward to run, and true to the family in flavour and character. A tidy, self-timing route to the Cheese funk for those who would rather not wait on the light cycle.
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Common questions about Critical Cheese Autoflowering
How long does Critical Cheese Autoflowering take to flower?
Around 10 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Critical Cheese Autoflowering an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
An autoflower — she flowers on age rather than light hours, which simplifies the schedule considerably.
How tall does Critical Cheese Autoflowering grow?
Around 120 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is Critical Cheese Autoflowering?
The breeder lists THC around 20%. Firmly in the strong band.