How to grow Crazy Mouse Cheese
THC 13% 
Flowering 56 - 63 days 
Height 100-125cm Taste
Seb's take
Amsterdam Cheese crossed with Skunk, an Afghani-and-Skunk lineage that produces dank cheese, spice and fuel in a combination no carbon filter should be without. Nose dominates the description here more than any recorded high, medium-sized and suited to SOG or ScrOG. Does not travel discreetly, in the strongest possible sense.
Where it comes from
Kera Seeds crossed an Amsterdam Cheese with Skunk, an Afghani-and-Skunk lineage, for a sativa-dominant hybrid built around one overwhelming aroma. Sixty percent sativa. The whole plant is a monument to funk: dank cheese mixed with spice and fuel, in the record's words, and loud enough to invite questions from the neighbours if you are careless about it. A cheese-lover's plant, and an unapologetically pungent one.
Nose & flavour
The record leads with the nose above all else: dank cheese, spice and fuel, a combination no heavy-duty carbon filter should be without. It is the defining feature of the plant, loud and unmistakable, and the reason ventilation is the first thing the grower is warned about. Does not travel discreetly, in the strongest possible sense of the phrase.
The high
The record does not commit to a specific effect, dwelling instead on the aroma and the growing, so I will leave the arc unrecorded rather than guess at it. The sativa-dominant makeup and the ultra-potent Cheese parentage point toward something substantial, but the source names no particulars, and I will keep faith with that.
Growing it
A feminized plant at 13% THC, with a listed high CBD, so gentler on the THC than most of its neighbours. Flowering runs 56 to 63 days, roughly eight or nine weeks. Height holds at a medium 100 to 125cm, which makes her an ideal candidate for the SOG or ScrOG methods. The one firm instruction is ventilation: make sure your carbon filter can handle the pungent aroma, or the neighbours will know exactly what you are up to. No yield figure is given. A characterful, low-THC Cheese with a nose that runs the whole show.
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Common questions about Crazy Mouse Cheese
How long does Crazy Mouse Cheese take to flower?
Around 9 weeks of flowering, by the breeder's numbers.
Is Crazy Mouse Cheese an autoflower or a photoperiod strain?
A feminized photoperiod strain — flowering starts when you switch the lights, so the timing is yours to control.
How tall does Crazy Mouse Cheese grow?
Around 125 cm. Standard tent territory.
How strong is Crazy Mouse Cheese?
The breeder lists THC around 13%. The gentler end of the scale.
